Fashion land is known for its demanding divas and their sky high expectations so imagine what you’d do if one of those iconic faces popped up in your Secret Santa! Just what on earth would anyone gift La Wintour? King Karl?? Eek! So much pressure! But never fear, the Mallzee Style Team is here to save the day with our Fantasy Fashion Stocking Fillers…
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There can be no Lindt chocolate reindeer, or– heaven forbid– selection boxes for King Karl; consuming actual calories? How very unfashion. Let him continue with his liquid diet in style with this glass from Sommeliers Black Series. It’ll fit perfectly with his monochromatic style and there’ll be no worries of extra Christmas podge; especially if he sticks to his own limited edition Diet Cokes.
Of course, it’d be rude to overlook KK’s better half, Choupette. Nothing but the best will do for this mollycoddled moggy, so this rather sparkly 52-carat diamond collar would fit the stocking fillers bill nicely. It’s a snip at only $3.2 million.
For brows as show stopping as Cara’s you’ve got to have the right tools. These pink Swarovski covered tweezers would groom the model of the moment’s brows to perfection, and they’re absolutely not over the top in the slightest- honest. Not at all excessive…
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
What to buy the two mini moguls who have everything? Well, in light of the recent CFDA decision to take on Ashley and not MK, perhaps some relationship counselling sessions would be in order; that’s got to put some strain on their sisterly bond. Poor MK. We’d pop in a fully loaded Starbucks card of course, so they can pick up some comforting Pumpkin Spice Lattes, too.
The obvious choice for La Wintour would be some luxury hair products to keep her trademark bob looking as sleek, shiny and fabulous as ever but, you know- she’s Anna Wintour. She probably has a hairdressing team. Anyway, if we had the Vogue mogul as our Secret Santa, we’d get her some of Kanye’s merch; she and Grace Coddington clearly enjoyed the Yeezus tour so much. This tank is particularly fetching. We’re sure we’ll see her sporting it on the FROW come February.
And finally, just what would you get for the divinely drop dead gorgeous David Gandy? Let’s look at some pictures from his Dolce & Gabbana book for inspiration shall we? Any ideas yet? Nope, us neither… Phwoaaar. MERRY CHRISTMAS