Mallzee’s Top Ten Christmas Celebs

0 Posted by - December 27, 2013 - All, Christmas, Fashion

Holiday time! What better way to celebrate than to look over some of our favourite Christmas celebs and their ridiculous festive antics. Thought Aunt May was weird with her brussel sprout fetish?? Tip of the iceberg, dear reader! Lock yourself away with the Mallzee Style Team for a festive inspired giggle…

(Want more festive LOLs? Check out our top fantasy fashion stocking fillers here)

Top Ten Christmas Celebrities

1. Mariah Carey

Year in, year out, Carey’s near anthemic Christmas ditty has us laughing, dancing and generally having a grand old time. In need of a festive giggle? YouTube the original for the finest example of an Eighties inspired snow suit you’re ever likely to lay eyes on.


2. Justin Timberlake

Oh, hey there, young Justin Timberlake! Nice jacket! Wonder what’s in your box…?!


3. Tom Daley

Purely for this shot. Nothing screams festive fabulousness more than Tom Daley topless, holding mistletoe. Don’t mind if we ‘dive’ right in… Merry Christmas everyone!

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4. The ultimate Christmas trio

LOVE this image. Was the Christmas tree look intentional, ladies? We sure hope not… Gaga, Madonna and Rihanna have rocked many an avant garde look in the past but not even music’s most fashionable can pull this off. Best leave the decorations at home next time.

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5. The Hoff

Oh dear, David. Just what are you and your knobbly knees up to now? Whilst we’re not convinced Father Christmas’ sleep suit is the best look for you, we can’t help but share your beaming grin. Hells, at least you’re happy.


6. Paris Hilton

Because (apparently) no Christmas is complete without a Santa costume clad Chihuahua- we bring you Paris Hilton.

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7. Katy Perry

Oh Katy- what are you like? You never fail to amuse. Offering up some cracking Christmas LOLs in the form of both a Christmas tree and an oversized snowman, you sure are one to champion a spot of festive dressing… Perry Christmas!


8. The Kardashians

A well deserved eighth place for the Kardashian Klan, who unite very year to create a family Christmas card. Cheesy, kitsch and controversial; it’s love.

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9. One Direction

We’re sure you’ll agree that few things can cure the Winter blues like a cheeky 1D snap. For a chronic case, may we prescribe the ultimate antidote- One Direction + Christmas props. YOU’RE WELCOME.


10. Victoria’s Secret Angels

To conclude, our personal favourite. Far from the near perfection of their annual catwalk shows, the VS “Deck the Halls” cover is scattered with forgotten lines, unlightable candles and some ever so slightly shocking vocals. As you tuck into that third chocolate orange, take solace in the fact that no-one’s perfect.


There you have it folks- MERRY CHRISTMAS.


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